Did You Know


 Dear Alicia,

Right now you are sleeping up in your room after a long weekend of work. So I thought I would get on and write to you in while I bribe the wild things to clean their mess up by telling them it is about time to wake your sleeping beauty up.

I thought I would inundate you with some facts that you may or may not have known already. Here you go:

Did you know that you have only gotten more beautiful the more you age? I mean seriously, you could should start a self help program for the rest of the world, cause all these other ugly middle age women look pathetic in comparison.

Did you know that 9.999999 out of 10 women in comparison don't hold a candle when it comes to your looks? I mean I have been checking, and I have yet to find a single other woman that comes close to how good you look (your mother is the exception, but come on...that isn't fair).

Did you know that when it comes right down to it all I have to say about you is, DAMN GIRL. I mean...well just...DAMN GIRL.

Did you know that I appreciate you. I appreciate the sacrifice you make by leaving the house every Friday for 3 days in a row every week to support me and the kids. I appreciate your concern for me and the kids, even if I wish you could process it in a healthier way. I appreciate the help you give around the house. I appreciate your drive and compassion towards not giving up on bettering yourself and us. I appreciate that you have never given up on me. God knows weaker people would have.

Did you know that I think that you need to strive a little less hard to be perfect for other people, because the most important person already thinks you are perfect...that being me. I mean, all of your flaws are usually easily forgotten by that beautiful face...and gorgeous ass...and that perfect rack.

Love,

Hubby 

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